instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
"There is nothing unnatural in this world. An unnatural thing is a thing that could never happen in nature. Nature is horrifying."
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
ATV, you blessed underdog.
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
- the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything
- The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
- the ones that are really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
- the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
- the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class
Ronald Bilius Weasley - March 1st, 1980
Let’s get drunk and make a new path somewhere.
Illus. Ken Sugimori