saturgay:

claydols:

whats miranda cosgrove up to these days

what an inspiration

anniephantom:

absentloversthings:

absentloversthings:

SOMEBODY JUST SENT ME THIS ON SNAPCHAT I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS BUT IT SURE ISN’T JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I JUST GOT THIS ANON IM SCREAMING

damn wow i’d go down in history if you know what i mean

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

get out

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

den-laekker-pige:

shitweed:

ladyherondale:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

It used to take me an hour and a half of travel time to visit my sister in the same state.

it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni ever day

It takes me 1 hour on 2 buses and 2 trains just to get to school every day. Straya.

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

laughcentre:

controllare:

imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life

ACHOO
他妈的我的屁股

digitintheremisterspock:

in which i am spock and spock is me

johnlockies:

things i do not understand:

• people who sit down at concerts